Infant Resume

In these tough economic times, it's never too late to start thinking about putting your baby out in the workforce. To increase his/her chances of landing that dream job, first, make an appointment with a career counselor and do an inventory of his/her skills and experience to date. Then, prepare a resume using the form below:

Name: [Your baby's full name]
Address: [Your baby's address]
City,State,Zip: [Your baby's city, state, and zip]
Tel: [Your baby's telephone number]
Email: [Your baby's email address]
Photo: [Your baby's photo here]

Career objective: To crawl my way up the managerial career ladder in a company that isn't going to go belly up

Education: Self-taught

Positions held to date:

• Wake-up service
• Comedian
• Potty trainer
• Consumer product tester (baby food, cribs, diapers)

Personal information:

• Date of birth: None of your business
• Weight: (ditto)
• Sex: Yes

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